Spinal Tap - Shark SandwichI see you circling around my plateSpinal Tap - Shark Sandwich by ~Bemari
You're close swallowing the bait
Getting hooked over this delicasy
The taste buds blowing ecstasy
Take a bite of my shark sandwich
Taste the flavors so exotic and rich
Just try out my shark sandwich
To fulfill your culinary itch
Take a dive in the ocean of taste
Be overpowered by tasty shark paste
This is not just a regular snack
Be careful or it might bite back
Take a bite of my shark sandwich...
Finished up and ready for more
I might have some in store
Just for you a special treat
New sandwich with this delicous shark meat
Take a bite of my shark sandwich...
War CriminalYou were once a soldier, trained to fightWar Criminal by ~Bemari
Fighting for your country, it felt right
Then came that mission were all went down the drain
You were only left with guilt and pain
It's hard to get any sleep
Those memories are stuck so deep
When you do, you only see nightmares
People you killed and their silent stares
You still just can't decide
Should you confess or commit a suicide
Can you live with that guilt inside
Haunted by those innocents who died
Drugs and alcohol won't make you forget
They make you feel more paranoid instead
Those memories will never go away
You're going to lose your mind someday
You know there's no kind of evidence
But
MalpracticeMalpracticeMalpractice by ~Bemari
Terminal miss
Doctor's deadly kiss
Call the nurse
To make it worse
Conclude the deadly curse
You are painfully shaking in your bed
Fearing you will wake up dead
Coldness spreads in your bloodstream
You're body is numb, you can't even scream
Re-inspection
New injection
Another infection
Emergency room
Will be your doom
You are going to die soon
You are painfully shaking in your bed...
MALPRACTICE!
MALPRACTICE!
MALPRACTICE!
You are painfully shaking in your bed...
Badge of ShameJoe Hanson is the host of this weird showBadge of Shame by ~Bemari
In his videos the bar is set really low
His interviews make people feel awkward
Regardless of that he just goes onward
Joe Goes to many conventions and expo's
He also visits different countries in his shows
No matter where he is or wherever he goes
Akward and stupid questions is all Joe Knows
He likes to poke people with the mic
When you least expect, Joe is ready to strike
So beware of this short blonde dude
Joe can be inappropriate and rude
Sometimes in Joe Goes
Rhyme flows in his videos
Rap songs or just improvised
Viewer discretion is adviced
Songs about subscribers or suicide
Humorous or not
Sta.sh
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